I have a different kind of story to tell. I'm sure it wont be for all, but I hope some if only a few might enjoy.
My name is Phillip Davies and I am 21
years old . This is a true story about me and smoking. I recently moved out from parents home and moved in with a good friend of mine named Jennifer. She had just moved out on her own and was having a hard time coming up with all the bill money. So she ask if I might be interested in moving in and sharing in the cost of living. I was totally ready to get out from under my parents watchful eyes so I agreed.
Me and Jenn as I call her had been friends all through highschool, nothing physical just platonic. Its not that I would have minded it being more she just thought of me as a friend. So I accepted my fate as her close guy friend, and was just happy to get to hang around such a beautiful and popular girl.
Living with Jenn has been great. I am not much of a ladies man so I really enjoyed all her girlfriends coming over all the time. It was really cool to get to hang around all these beautiful chicks. None were really interested in me they just treated me like a little brother or something.
Like I said I'm not much of a ladies man, I'm not gay or anything but I guess you could say I'm a little on the small size for a guy. And as much as I wish it wasnt true I guess you could say I'm a little bit on the feminine side as well.
I'm only 5 feet 4 inches tall and weigh 110 pounds soaking wet. I guess thats why Jenn and none of her friends find me very attractive. I know I have pretty good looks in the face and all, but I guess I'm just not manly enough. Believe me I've tried, I tried all the weight lifting and exercise stuff. Its just none of it ever worked. I cant tell you how many disgusting protein shakes I've gussled down, just to find out I had'nt gained one ounce.
So finally I just gave up and decided If I was to ever get lucky it would have to be on my charm and personality. Jenn always said dont worry the right girl will come around one day who likes you just the way you are.
By the way Jenn and most all of her girlfriends are smokers. Jenn did'nt always smoke, in highschool she was miss goody twoshoes. She would'nt have been caught dead with a cigarette in her mouth. I guess she started sometime after school, when she got out in the real world working and going out to clubs and all.
At first living with a smoker was horrible. I was'nt used to smelling the smoke. But in time I got used to it. I got to where I did'nt even mind when three or four of her girlfriends came over and all started smoking at the same time.
One Friday night when some of Jenn's friends came over they dicided it would be fun to try and get me to smoke one of their cigarettes. Jenn said how do you know you dont like it unless you try it? I said I was sure I wouldnt like it so why bother. After awhile the girls were starting to get on my nerves. They started teasing me saying what a chicken I was, and I was scared to try one little cigarette because I might like it or somthing. Finally I gave in and said I would try it if they would all promise to leave me alone about it.
They all said they would, but I had to smoke the whole thing, and I had to enhale. I agreed but told them they would have to teach me how because I had no clue on how to smoke. Jenn insisted that I smoke one of hers. She said it would be easier for me if the first cigarette was a little on the mild side.
So she pulled her pack out of her purse and tossed them to me. I looked at the pack in my hands and noted that these were not her regular brand. They were virginia slims 120's, she normally smoked Marlboro lights. I said whats the big idea, you dont smoke these. You just want me to smoke a longer cigarette so I'll get sick or somthing. She said quit whining you big baby those are a milder cig. And sometimes I do smoke those when I go out to a club.
I said OK what do I do first? All the girls started giggling like that was the funniest thing they had ever heard. Jenn said well you put it in your mouth silly. I said hey I've never done this before so cut the sarcasim alright. The girls stopped laughing and just watched. Jenn said OK take one from the pack and place it in your mouth. So I pulled one from the pack. It seemed like it just kept coming out of the pack it was so long. I had never even seen a women smoke a cigarette this long.
Next she tossed me her lighter and said when you light it bring it to the tip and suck on the cigarette hard so it will light. So I placed the obscenly long cigarette between my lips, then bringing the lighter up I ignited the lighter. I slowly and carefully brought the flame closer to the end untill it met the tip of the cigarette. As it met the tip I sucked hard just as Jenn had instructed. As I pulled the smoke in I watched the end of the cigarette show the first signs of life.
I took the cig away from my mouth and surprisingly I did'nt cough. It really was'nt that bad. It almost tasted kind of sweet. All the girls started to applaud. Jenn said you did it , you did'nt cough or nothing. She said how was it? It really isnt that bad I said.
Well you got a long way to go so you better start smoking. I looked down at the cigarette in my hand and realised she was right. I had along long way to go. I'll write some more tomorrow and I'll tell you how each of the girls taught me how they like to smoke. The End for now.
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