At the mall my friend Cindy displayed her floor-length
beautiful blonde mane. A mother and her two daughters
walked by and couldn't belive the lengthy silky luxury
stretching down to the ground across Cindy's gray satin
blouse and light purple velvet pants. The mother asked
Cindy if she could touch the silken locks and she responded
with her wonderful hollywood smile: "Of course". I had a
cigarette in hand and since nobody else was around (it was
3PM on a Wednesday afternoon) in front of this particular
store I lit the "sleepy stick". The mother was enthralled with the silky touch of the hair.
The two daughters just stared at the smooth sheen. Cindy
glanced at the two daughters, saw that they were mesmerized,
then turned her attention to the mother. I handed Cindy the
special cigarette. Deeply she inhaled as the mother ran her
hands arms through the silky hair. Cindy released a chalk
gray exhale into the mother's face. The smoke so lustrous
and soft but thick enough to make the mother's face disappear
for an instant. As the smoke spread from the mother's face
she gasped, waving the smoke off her face. Cindy leaned to her
side letting her hair fall straight to the ground. She blew
a heavy dense gray smoke into her hair, making it that much
smoother. Then she gently wrapped the mothers head twice with
her lengthy hair.
The mother stood there with her hands around her blonde silk
wrapped head. She was becoming dizzy and began to fall when
I caught her. Cindy asked me to clear a spot around her nose.
We could see the mothers nose poking against Cindy's blonde
mane. I cleared a hole so the mother could breathe unobstructed
from the silky hair. Then Cindy smoked the mothers nose 7 times
leaving the tip of her nose gray.
We tightly held the mother as we gently escorted her to her
two daughters, still mesmerized. Cindy released the mother from
the "hair wrap". The mother had a gentle smile on her face, her
eyes sealed in sleep. She reached for the floor, falling so gently,
then stretched out to take a nice long nap.
"Welcome To Dreamland" Cindy said to the mother. And we walked
away.
