found this skank rag in a peep show booth being used to whipe off the video monitors,but it's so full of skankiness now that it just smears nasty goo all over the plexiglass insteadthis began life as an ordinardy white towel that was kept in a Woman's restroom in an abortion clinic
then it was stolen by a crack-whore and trades to a pervert who owned a bar in Gary Indiana who spent months using it for his pleasure until one day even he could not stand this towel anymore
so it lay around the bar for a while being used nightly to whipe up vomit and whatever got spilt ,until this towel became to satureted by skankiness to even do that job
one nite late guys were drunk daring each other to pick up this towel when a very strange man who just esaped from prison offered to take this skankiest of towels away from them for $20 ,even he was digusted by the towel but he needed shot gun shells real badly
he put the towel in the trunk with the dead bodies and drove in the hot sun all day until he reached a farm in Wisconsin where his special shotgun shells were made,and he could trade teh dead bodies for gasoline,as teh farmer extracted special bacteria cultures to use in his famous cheese products as the secret ingeredient
the farmer smelled this towel even over the stench of the dead bodies and fell instantly in love with it ,as it smelled jsut like the cheese that he had been searching all his life to create, this was his moment of artistic enlightenment !!
so the farmer surised the escaped convict and stuffed it his mouth until he was dead and then took the towel to his lab to get a chemical analisis of
he found through his DNA analizer equipment that he had made from an old comadore 64 ,that the towel through it's saturation of body fluids had absorbed rare viruses that had actually become a living organism itself, he loved this towel and did not want to exploit it for his own gain
he rolled a bugler and thought about what to do next with the towel
but when the smoke hit the towel it began to mave on it's own and escaped from the farmer
many strange stories are told in truck stops of this skankiest of all towels and how it would attactch itself to people hitching rides always in a southern direction
the last trucker to be be under the spelll of the towel was bringing back an empty truck to the Mrs Grissom Pimento Cheese factory in Gnashville TN ,but something made him want to stop in the porno shop to visit the video booths,for some reason he brought the skank rag with him
and left it behind
the towel stayed in the video booth for several months living off smoke and bodily fluids until no one would go into that booth anymore because of teh towel
i was taking this skank rag to the dumpster using an 11' pole to hold it awqy from me because i wouldn't touch it with a 10' pole when i received psycic messages from the towel explaining it's life
my first thought was that i could put this sknakiest of all towels on ebay and probably sell it for a lot of money to a collector of skank rags
but the towel cried out to me in it's lonliness taht it wanted to mate with another as skanky as it and breed , i was touched
it searched my mind with it's physcic powers through all my deepest darkest secret fantasies and found me too pure of heart
then it read my mind about mark and fell in love with him, the skank rag wanted to attatch it'self to mark and grow into his flesh and transform them both into a new creature of skankiness that has not been evolved yet
thaddaeus (property of Madame Dr Lusk)
