Despite sharing one common general interest, we all have different aspects of this thing they call the "smoking fetish."What is the one moment that stands out above all others? It can be someone blowing smoke in your face, a sighting, someone smoking that you never would've imagines smoked, or anything....
Here is mine, a bit long, so bear with me....
I was in the major city of Dubai, located in the United Arab Emerates (UAE) over in the Persian Gulf area. Me and 3 other friends went out for dinner and during dinner, decided to hit a couple bars out and check out the "night life." We came across this hotel and started drinking at the bar around 6pm. While conversing with a couple locals, we found out that at exactly (and they weren't kidding when they said EXACTLY) 9pm, over 50 beautiful Russian women (and surrounding Baltic states) and a few from other countries will come into that bar and look for men willing to pay $30-$100 (higher-class girls) for sex, AKA prostitution, which I guess was legal over there. Now, I'm a married man and had zero intentions of sleeping around with women I didn't know while my wife was reamining faithful to me 6,000 miles away-NEVER CROSSED MY MIND. BUT...what did cross my mind was the simple math that out of 50+ women, ATLEAST HALF MUST SMOKE, especially the Russian ones (All Russians LOVE cigarettes). This was a conservative figure and I soon found out my math was WAY OFF (In actuality, 9 out of every 10 smoked!!!!) Now my buddies, 2 Vietamese that I knew from the Boston area, and one 35 year old engineer from Alabama all had one thing in mind-SEX! This only made for a better night for me because I could "roam freely" without interruption as I was pretty sure none of my friends had the smoking fetish.
Well, wouldn't you know AT 9PM on the freaking dot, the place got mobbed by BEAUTIFUL women, I couldn't find but one or two average ones. THESE GALS WERE SMOKING HOT (pardon the pun!) Within minutes, I shook my 3 friends off as they did their own thing, courting the women. I immediately found two girls, both of Ukrainian desent, and bought each one a drink and introduced myself, they spoken broken English but I asked them to blow smoke in my face and they understood (they originally though I wanted a cigarette, lol!) One girl blew smoke in my right ear acouple times after I asked her to and she laughed. The other just took normal drags and blew smoke directly in my face but didn't seem to have much personality and spoke less English than the one who was blowing it in my ear. After they finished their cigs, I hugged the cute personalitied one and gave ger a $5 bill for her efforts (I almost find it intriguing to pay for a woman to blow smoke in my face) She was grateful. I walked away to pursue other women. I came across 2 oriental women and left frustratedly as they refused to blow smoke in my face, even after I made gestures with my fingers and blew air in their faces and pointed to them to do the same and even had a $5 bill in my hand. They kept saying, "No...no fitty-dollar...fitty-dollar." Very little English and definitely greedy, their loss and besdies, the one who was msoking had a very weak exhale and probably wasn't worth my time or the $5. I wasn't hurt, I was still on an emotional high from the first two gals and the smoke in my ear (what a feeling!) and continued to "scout" the surrounding, just to ensure the women I DID TALK TO weren't locals with boyfriends (That would be embarrassing, especially if they were fellow AMERICANS on vacation). Finally, I scouted a girl, about 5'7" 112 permed brunette, very pretty face standing by herself JUST LIGHTING UP...I moved in for the kill....I introduced myself as I always do and extend my hand and she shook my hand, said "hi" but appeared to speak little or no English. I knew I had my work cut out for me. I told her I'd give her $5 to blow smoke in my face a few times. She looked at me like I had 5 heads. She did not understand. Finally, I did the same illustration as I had done with the asian girls and she laughed and said something that probaly meant "Are you serious" in Russian. OH, I WAS SERIOUS, LOL! She cautiously took the $5, took a drag and blew it in my face and laughed. "You like?" I said, "Oh yeah, I like alright!" She did it about 4 more times and we parted. As I went to the bar for another drink, I saw a group of 4 girls, all smoking with one having an exhale so volumous, I almost lost it in my pants (sorry for the visual) right then and there. I walked over and one of the 4 was the same girl I JUST HAD BLOW SMOKE IN MY FACE abouut 3 minutes ago. She looked at me and said something to her friends, they laughed and signaled for me to come towards them. I knew exactly what that girl said to them, she told them that (And this is my best guess) "that crazy ass gave me $5 to blow smoke in his face, why don't you 3 make yourself an easy $5." I walkd over and took out $15 and gave each girl $5 and BOMBS AWAY. I had 3 women blowing smoke in my face at ONCE...For a period of close to 5 minutes, my face was straight BLASTED by smoke. I could almost barely keep my eyes open. The one with the volumous exhale seemed to be getting the biggest kick out of it and was laughing her ass off but nor did she know I was in absolute HEAVEN. The ygot done and A DIFFERENT FRIEND walked up and they said something to her and she held out her hand, I only had $3 in crumpled ones on me but she took it and blew smoke in my face 4 times, a rather average exhale but a pretty girl. She never said a word to me but I heard laughter out of her friends the whole time. After she finished, I had to leave...didn't want to but was on a tight schedule for time...
I will never forget this night but moreso, 3 girls at one in my face.
Don
