We certainly hope you are able to plunge someday. Clips at some stores sell for as little as $2.99. If you save 5 cents a day, it would only take 60 days to plunge. If you could save 10 cents a day, it would take one month. If 5 or 10 cents per day is a stretch, at a penny a day it would take less than a year.
There may not be a bigger SF fan on the face of the Earth, yet you have denied yourself all these years. Look at things this way, you owe it to yourself.