Was represented to me as a Christian and very sexy. Though I am an believing Episcopal (liberal!!), the word "Christian" has been trashed to the point that it is usually a dirty word to me. Well, I talked to this girl a few times on the phone, and was delighted to hear that she was a very heavy smoker -- sexy smoker's voice even at 23, lighting up every ten-fifteen minutes, inhaling and exhaling audibly, etc. "Christian," however, was an understatement. Rather, she was a full-fledged Pentecostal (think Ashcroft). Between drags on her cigarette she would tell me about speaking in tongues at church and all that wild stuff. Plus she was vehemently anti-fornication -- I guess smoking was her sin of choice. So I made up an excuse and never did go out with her, as I did not want to lead her on as much as I would have liked to see her in person. As strong as the fetish is with me, I have got to respect the person I am with. Though I respect the right of hard-core evangelicals to hold their beliefs, I cannot respect those beliefs themselves. Still, an ultra-observant believer who lets her guard down enough to enjoy her nicotine is a pretty cool fantasy even if I could never deal with it in reality.