I am impressed by the invective Thaddy can hurl. Thaddy's also gettin' some - so I guess that leaves you on your own there. I think the "mini-man" thing is "doof" too, but hey I know it's been featured in that glossy UK smoking fetish / trampling leading mag, Cruella. So I would reconsider the prop that hee iz strange man and x-pand ur knowledge and consider reverting to conventional spelling. Also consider finding a new outlit for your creativity like something positive.
