Sleepy Smoker Profile of The Week...Smoothie. Standing 5-7, 120 lbs,
this Cheryl Tiegs look-alike turned 40 this year. Her super smoothe
rich reddish blonde hair hangs to the small of her back. Super
smoothe hair. She could easily be a hair model. But smoothie is known
for her excruciatingly intensely silky exhales of smoke. She purses
her lips and blows thin gray smoothe clouds that travel maybe 2-3
feet. The smoke is super smoothe; a heavy gray residue is deposited
on anything that's smoked. The smoothness is a brief experience-the
smell is intoxicating at you'll slumber very quickly. Smoothie wears
Blackglamma mink and her smoke is probably smoother than her coats.
She will "capture" victims and bring them to her home wear she strips
them and "smoothies" their private areas. Silken sexual harassment is
her specialty. You'll have a mind numbing smoke, hair, and fur fetish
after she's done with you. Look out for her at restaurants and
especially shopping malls. Anyone wandering off on their own trailed
by Smoothie doesn't stand a chance of not getting put to sleep and
probably "emptied" of sexy stuff. Her hair is always tied in a bun
before she strikes.

Sleepy Inn opens successfully...The Sleepy Inn had 8 customers last
week. Each spent 5 days in bed. Two small families, and a young just-
married couple. All left with smiles on their face. Silky Mink took
care of each of them. She exhaled her silken white breeze on each of
them 100's of times during their stay. White satin sheets were
stained many times over, all thrown out after the 5-day period. Silky
Mink gave each a photograph of her exhaling her silky white breeze
framed in blue mink. This week Dream Woman will sleepy smoke another
8 to 10 victims. We'll let you know more next week.

Exhale contest in March...Miss Mink, Sandwoman, and Velveteen have
been asked by local (enchanted) supporters to have an exhale contest
on local cable television in March. Date not set yet. Sandwoman has
done this before-she smoked to sleep everyone in the studio while
televised. Each lady will exhale their silky clouds into the faces of
25 volunteers. Beds will be on scene for victims to collapse. The
contest will feature: 1.) Lengthiest exhale, 2.) Silkiest blow
(measured by stimulation time of a victim), 3.) Smelliest blow (Each
exhale into silken lengthy hair then victims smell the hair), 4.)
Most luminous blow (How quick are onlookers mesmerized), and 5.)
Silkiest hair contest (each woman has ravenous silky hair-they'll
wrap faces with it). The daytime talk shows will no doubt here about
this so if Sandwoman is on Oprah this spring don't be surprised.

-Miss Mink