I was out for Halloween on Tues. (I was dressed as a Yankee), and the sightings were pretty thin, but then I saw two excellent costume/cigarette combos. They were two attractive ladies sitting at the bar. One was dressed as a witch, with the pointy hat and cape. Underneath that she was wearing a sleek, form-fitting, strapless and very short black dress, fishnets and black leather knee-high boots. The image of her holding her all white 100 in her hand resting on her fishnetted thigh was almost too good to bear. It drove me wild.

Then, I noticed what her friend was dressed as.

She was wearing a short, plaid full skirt, knee-hi socks, and a white blouse. She had blonde hair and had two pigtails. Getting the picture?
When I noticed that she had a small black cross on her forehead, as in Ash Wednesday, I realized she was dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl. You can imagine how hot _she_ looked smoking her cigarette!

Let's hear it for Halloween! Wish it came around more than once a year!