Here you go...its all about the perils of smoking Eve 120's if you're a guy! Please forgive obvious grammar and punctuation errors..it was quickly done...
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As to the old lady cigs...may I relate to you a quick story, seeing how our senses of humor seem to be twisted in similar fashion?

I have always had a love for Eve's...even before they become 120's...snip

But here's the real story. I was in college in the early eighties. I knew several what I would secretly call "Back To School Bitches"...these were middle age women with fairly affluent husbands...their kids were growing up, and they didn't have to work...so they'd go back to school to work on their degrees. And my friend, they brought their cigarettes with them. We had lots of traditional college age girls who loved their cigs, but these dolls had been smoking for 20-25 years. They adored cigarettes, smoke was their life. They gulped filters, french inhaled every draw...and smoked for dear life.

Of course we're talking pre-PC and about the only place you couldn't smoke was in the Library itself...but you could go out in the foyer and enjoy your smoke.

There was this tall, slender back to school bitch. I never knew her name, but she absolutely made love to dozens of Eve 120's Menthol every single day. She carried them in a leather case. At the time I was SO naive...if I knew what I know now, I would have done everything in my power to get next to this woman, because it was obvious, in hindsight, that she KNEW what she was doing with her cigarette. She held it high, in the tips of her fingers...she coated it with lipstick. She wore her makeup just right. Her beauty was just at the very edge of starting to fade..I'd guess she was forty then, some 20 years ago. If she's still alive and smoking like that, then she's lucky! LOL. She is an example of why they're now called "Old Lady" Cigarettes!

She and I had a Corporate Finance class together. I remember we had a big test, and I sat and watched her burn two Eve's straight just outside the room, by the ash can. Even when power smoking, this Smokelady did it like a Virginia Slims Model. I don't know how I ever made it through that test.

One day I was going in the library to study, and I saw her sitting in the foyer...reading glasses on, reading away, and doing an Eve. The whole foyer was filled with the heady aroma of her perfume and Evesmoke. I went on in, grabbed a book, and feigned to have a smoke myself so I could go out and watch her.

I went out and lit a Marlboro, and couldn't take my eyes off her. After several gorgeous power pulls with French inhale, double pumping every time, she looked at her watch...TIME to go to class. In uncommon fashion, she stubbed out her long beautiful cig about halfway smoked.

She was off to class. You must understand that one of the joys of my fetish was sharing a cigarette with a lovely babe, though I have given up smoking now. I made sure no one was looking and I retrieved that beautiful yellow stained filter with plenty of the delicious tobacco left, and a delicious lip stick stained tip. As I headed outside I re-lit the cigarette that just seconds ago satisfied her lungs. It was still warm to the touch and moist from her wet mouth.

The delicious menthol's strength took me a bit by surprise. I realized how addicted this little lady was to those flowery cigarettes. It was naturally delicious, and it sent me into a fetish frenzy..I'm sure you know the feeling? I had to get out of there and get to some private business rather quickly.

I went to my car in a basic delirium. I knew I had to get to the convenience store down the road to get a pack of Eve 120's Menthol, to aid me in my business. Then I began to worry...I've never been good at asking for Virginia Slims, Eve's etc. I've tried to perfect the pretending to forget the name, and say.."oh you know these women cigarettes, they're for my mom"...but I don't think anyone has ever bought it!

Anyway..I go into this little convenience store, and tried to act non-chalant. I said "um, pack of Eve 120's Menthol". I was still all flustered from my "experience". I'm from the south, you must understand...deep South, and this college was in a mountainous area..

"eh? WHAT did you say son?" the old lady said...

quietly, I tried it again..."um EVE Menthol 120's I believe..yes I think thats it."

She goes over to the rack and looks and looks. "Well I don't see em...WHAT did you say agin?"

"Um, maybe I got it wrong..um, they're for my girlfriend." OH MY GOSH I sounded stupid.

and then this woman from hell hollers all the way to the back of the store "HEY! HAVE WE GOT ANY EVE MENTHOL 120'S THIS GUY WANTS SOME?"

By now, everyone in the store is looking at the 225 lb man trying to by Eve120's.

She said in her LOUD monotone "WELL son, it looks like we don't have them thangs...you want me to order you some when the cigarette man comes by?"

"um, no thank you m'am. She usually gets em somewhere else, I just thought I'd pick em up while I was here..."

So, then I just decided to take care of business with my Marlboros!

I'll never forget it!

Sorry for bending your ear. Somehow it seemed like you might enjoy it.

BTW: are you a smoker? To look so good, I don't think there's ever been a more VILE tasting cigarette than Eve 120's! I often wished that Phillip Morris would get it right and make a Lady Marlboro with a great taste, and dress it up with the 120mm of white and floral prints for the Little Marlboro Lady!

Jo(pronounced YO)