Two men and a woman are standing on a corner waiting for a bus. The guy with the woman lights up. The second guy looks at the first and says, "Two things. First, I'm dyin for a cigarette, would you mind ..."
"No problem, man," says the other guy without hesitation as he whips out his pack and shakes one out of the top.
"Thanks. Second, could you have the sexy-looking babe light it up and shotgun me? That's the o-n-l-y way I smoke."